OUR weekly grilling aimed at separating the men from the boys catches up today with Lemmy, 52-year-old singer with heavy metal band Motorhead...

HAVE you ever done an eight-ball clearance at pool?

Yeah, once, but you're not going to believe it — I did the BLACK from the break!

HAVE you ever been seduced by a neighbour?

Well, that depends no I'd rather not say!

HAVE you ever seduced a neighbour?

No!

WOULD you pretend to be sleeping if you woke and heard a burglar in your house?

I don't know WHAT I would do but I certainly wouldn't feign sleep.

CAN you name three parts of a washing machine?

The door, the plug, and the woman who operates it!

DO you have any scary scars?

One on my hand, where some idiot hurled something at the stage.

DO you have any points on your licence?

Licence? Me? Do you really think I could be trusted driving a car?

HOW many credit cards do you own?

None! I'm in enough trouble!

HOW will you celebrate midnight on December 31, 1999?

With a typical wave and a sneer!